This is for when your ex boyfriend has been stalking you and you go out to dinner and he’s not stalking you this one time, but you can’t enjoy yourself because he might be outside the window taking pictures of you and you don’t know, and your fear is completely reasonable because he’s pulled this shit before.
Can’t lose something I never had to start with
taps forehead
Checkmate, enjoyment!
You can sue someone for literally anything, have you not seen Judge Judy?
I’m suing you for this comment.
If it means we get to meet Judy I’m down
I’m suing you for suing Assman.
And I’m suing Assman for not being a Boobsman.
Citation needed for both claims
Hi, I’m a lawyer and I have prepared the necessary citations:
„I’m suing you for suing Assman.
And I’m suing Assman for not being a Boobsman.“ - dependencyinjection, 2024.
Thanks, that convinced me. Hope nobody will sue me for anything
What, you can?
Man I need to get a fucking lawyer right now!
Let’s put myself right at the top of that list.
Class action?
The reverse variant
“1 man sues entire planet”
Ass Claction?
If it were me, I would start with a significant majority of my grade school teachers.
Same. Teachers can get away with a lot.
Can I sue myself?
there is a lot of people who just have issues that can be the source of unhappiness (depression) etc. that may not have been created by an outside source. This is massively problematic in that a person stops learning to cope and just hunting for people to hurt. the lines get mighty blurry between victim and monster.
