A federal judge has ordered the liquidation of conspiracy theorist Alex Jones′ personal assets. The judge is still deciding on a separate bankruptcy case involving Jones' company.
    • MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
      26·
      5 months ago

      That piece of shit has an entire army of forensic accountants up his ass right now, I’m sure they’re having a great time.

      • TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
        14·
        5 months ago

        moves flashlight around inside Jones’ colon

        Agent Johnson:

        “Sir, that’s no polyp. That’s a big pile of hundreds.”

        Agent Clark:

        “Good job, Johnson. Keep at it.”