A federal judge has ordered the liquidation of conspiracy theorist Alex Jones′ personal assets. The judge is still deciding on a separate bankruptcy case involving Jones' company.
  • MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
    26·
    5 months ago

    That piece of shit has an entire army of forensic accountants up his ass right now, I’m sure they’re having a great time.

    • TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
      14·
      5 months ago

      moves flashlight around inside Jones’ colon

      Agent Johnson:

      “Sir, that’s no polyp. That’s a big pile of hundreds.”

      Agent Clark:

      “Good job, Johnson. Keep at it.”