A guy says to his wife: “Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!”
Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?”
He: “Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way…”
Mine are mostly 4s, unless I don’t drink a lot of water then they’re 1s or 3s. You?
This is missing a picture of a razor blade paired with a leg bone sticking out after a compound fracture.
Personally I was looking for decomposed granite
ITT: People letting an internet stranger make them pick their nose in synchrony.
Pfft, I was already picking my nose
Man, ya’ll can fit with just one?
I’ve got 2 around the outside with 4 in the middle and 5 in the back dripping down my throat
Fuck sinus infections.
currently 6
Update: it’s 5 now. Progress!
Thats sick! Lol
I would say barbed wire but pringel is closest on this chart
Same. Something with spikes.
None of the above but when I sniffle it in and down my throat the whole back of my mouth goes numb and I start aggressively pitching 6 different business ideas at the same time.
I’m worried about all y’all 3s
Crunchy on the outside, gummy in the middle. What’s wrong with that? It’s like fried mozzarella and just as salty.
Nothing wrong, just my sinuses hurt when my bogies get like that
Hey, it’s free organic soap
Ever since getting COVID in 2020 my nose is basically 2 like 70% of the time. Painfully dry, completely useless at filtering anything. It depends greatly on the humidity and temperature though. In spring/summer it tends to behave a bit better.
Like a pizza fresh out the oven - gooey and even sticky on one side, crusty on the other
the ones that are 4.5 and it feels like you’re pulling it out of your brain…
All right but which one does it taste like?
Five, is that bad?
3for now
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