• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      “Hi, I am a very straight man who… loves looking at red meat and eating… hooters. AT Hooters, where the straight men are. I would like my free beer now, dollface.”

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      6 months ago

      Yep, grab the free beer so they have to absorb a loss, avoid the place like the plague the rest of the year.