Cum.
I had to jerk off before posting just to make this comment true.
Thank you for your snackrifice.
This ruins the edge.
All goon things must come to an end. 😌
You had to?
What was I supposed to do? Lie? I am a good boy, sir. 😤
I respect your commitment to telling the truth!
Did you aim it towards your face?
Cum, Come!
Taquito
Fits pretty well if you ask me…
Cheese Stick ain’t a terrible name tho
Ibuprofen
Wood glue.
As long as it’s non-toxic.
Mmm. Tacky. Now with a new non-toxic formula.
My left leg.
(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)
Shuffle one letter over to dessert island and you’ll be good for a bit.
I don’t know why you went for the left. Plenty of meat left on the right one. We’ll send a team out in a month.
Puppy
Hush Puppy.
That’s not what you ate, that’s what you said when you ate it.
Richard!
please be referring to dick
Puppy 🗿
Ass
Totino’s Pizza Rolls
Banh mi
Fuck I want a banh mi
Cock
Kefir
Technically I drank it but it was thick so it was my meal
Brownie
