• Neato
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    841 month ago

    Broke a damn and flooded and drowned hundreds.

  • Melllvar
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    drove a balrog out of its natural habitat

    Akshully, they tried to keep it there. Imprisoned because of its religious beliefs! Killed while attempting escape!

  • @Xtallll
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    301 month ago

    The CIA couldn’t have done it better themselves.

  • Karyoplasma
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    151 month ago

    They didn’t kill the balrog. Gandalf merely defeated its physical form, but Durin’s Bane is a Maia, an immortal, spiritual being.

  • CRUMBGRABBER
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    131 month ago

    Don’t forget that the GDP was on an upword trend with Mordor unemployment at near 0 levels. These jobs were never replaced, and won’t unless we can get some government financing back to ShiningSauron, inc. (IPO coming 4th Age)

  • @mister_flibble@lemm.ee
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    131 month ago

    I’d argue the Balrog was more Durin’s people’s doing. Fellowship pretty much just wandered into a clusterfuck already in progress there.

    • @cerement@slrpnk.net
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      221 month ago

      “Terrorism is the war of the poor and powerless. War is the terrorism of the rich and powerful.”

      • lad
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        101 month ago

        War is the terrorism of the rich and powerful

        I thought it was the police

  • @glitchdx@lemmy.world
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    31 month ago

    you might enjoy The Last Ringbearer by Kirill Yeskov.

    having noticed what sub I’m in, y’all probably already know about it.

    • @chumbalumber
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      31 month ago

      Damn, I came to post this. Fun thought experiment of a book, and the ebook is (by necessity) free!

      • Frank Ring
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        31 month ago

        In every good story or movie, it takes an obvious bad guy.

        Evil people in real life aren’t so obvious.

        • @Bogus5553@lemm.ee
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          21 month ago

          I’d say that we’ve had some pretty evil guys through history. Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Franco, Pol Pot, King Leopold 1 of Belgium, Kim il-sung, Putin

          • @TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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            21 month ago

            so you’re arguing with someone who says it’s a matter of perspective by saying “nuh uh, id say my perspective is ____” hmmmm

            why are people so uncomfortable with the reality that judgments exist only in the mind and not the world? that doesn’t make them less important. quit over valuing the real!

            • @Bogus5553@lemm.ee
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              21 month ago

              Don’t you think that some stuff’s universally just wrong? For instance raping and murdering without any provocation whatsoever is always wrong. Ted Bundy was a bad man.

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                Oh of course I have my opinions! I’m only human. But where does “badness” actually exist in the world? It only exists in our judgments. Everyone on earth could agree that he’s bad, but that doesn’t actually mean anything on its own. It comes with social consequences, but those also come from our judgments. There’s nothing in the world that says that Ted Bundy is bad. There’s also nothing that says he is tall or short or smelly or kind. The universe is utterly indifferent to such things.

                This is not a wishy-washy relativism argument. It’s actually quite the opposite. I am stating that social constructs like these judgments are actually so powerful that major parts of human experience are products of human minds. It’s just that the universe is just so fundamentally, radically indifferent to them.

                At the end of the day, Lord of the Rings is about a bunch of people fighting and dying. It’s the meanings that we attach to those narratives that give it its glory. And it’s fun to see this meme flip it on its head. Poor orcs!

                • @Bogus5553@lemm.ee
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                  130 days ago

                  Well, I’ll keep that in mind. Right now I still think that some exist like Sauron just to be bad.

          • Frank Ring
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            Bro, all these leaders had whole countries supporting them.

            They thought they were doing good.

            In their perspective. Not ours.

            To understand the reason for the seemingly “evil”, you have to understand their perspective.

            • @Bogus5553@lemm.ee
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              How the fuck can you deny that Pol Pot wasn’t evil? He literally killed a fourth of his country in a genocide. I’ll never understand people who’re defending the most evil people on the basis that everything’s subjective. Some people are simply not good.

      • @TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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        yes, the author wrote the books as a struggle btwn good vs evil, which makes all the stuff in the meme okay.

        But what if we strip away those concepts? that’s the whole point of this meme! why would you ackshully this comment 🤣

    • @TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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      yeah I appreciate this meme. one could say the fellowship did all this awful shit, but because the struggle was viewed as good vs evil, it’s all permissible