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Herr Woland@lemmy.worldM to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 年前

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Herr Woland@lemmy.worldM to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    I’m a white flag because I have given up.

    • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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      That’s how I got into the majority of my relationships! I realized that I had like no game whatsoever and I just stopped trying, and weirdly enough that seemed to work okay.

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        The key here is that people can practically smell strong emotions like anger, hunger, fear, anxiety, and lust. Free yourself from those - basically run out of fucks - and you can pass for someone that just oozes strength and confidence.

        • eatthecake@lemmy.world
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          Oh dear… the dejected warp core is oozing fucks

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            You know it. ::finger guns:: 😉

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        Nothing is less attractive than desperation

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    Let’s be honest, I think 90% of people are truly undateable. We just let our sex drive distract us from that.

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      Sounds like something a red flag would say. What are you doing this Saturday night?

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        Uhhh probably just wallowing in misery like usual

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          Red flag and wallowing in misery. If you’ve got parental issues then you’re just my type.

          • trainwreck@lemm.ee
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            Yeah, I do, but I also have a penis. Dunno if you’re into that or what

            • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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              Not really, but nobody is perfect. You’re mine now.

              • OrnateLuna
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                Young love in the making, how beautiful

      • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Texasdrunk and Trainwreck will have beautiful, perpetually unstable alcoholic Texan children. Life is beautiful.

    • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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      Sounds boring. But probably correct.

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      • samus12345@lemmy.world
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        Must be 18, too old for him.

    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      If I’ve learned anything, it’s that “date-able” is never to be confused with “sex-able”. Of course, like all good advice, this is easier said than done.

    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Maybe we’re all just Angry people, with financial problems, making evil babies..

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        Lemon Demon is still around? Crazy

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        That was … better than I expected. Nice.

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      deleted by creator

  • OpenStars@discuss.online
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    I can’t relate b/c I am nowhere close to being this hot irl :-P

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      I found that hot people tend to be as deep as a kiddie pool. You may have lucked out

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        Personally, I found that it’s all too easy to mistake a differently shaped pool for a kiddie pool. Most of them are as hot as they are, because they’ve got some deep cuts, always thinking of themselves as ugly. Most will also have stories of sexual harassment to tell.

        Doing all the sports, makeup etc. does bind time, which they cannot spend pursuing interests that you share. And if you dismiss them for that reason, then of course, they will never tell of their darkest waters, which will make them look all the more like a kiddie pool.

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          I didn’t mean to dismiss good looking people with great personalities. Sure, sometimes their interests don’t line up with mine or they may be interested in things commonly viewed as basic but that doesn’t dismiss the complexity of their character and I didn’t mean to insinuate as such. I’ve just noticed a trend of people who think that their looks will take them everywhere in life and have willful ignorance towards the intricacies of life

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            Oh I may not meet those people. I tend to find those who’ve got where I’m going tend to have a thought or two in their head. Maybe it’s an odd one, but it’s there.

            But I’m not where normal folks wind up

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        Hehe, no wonder I’m so smart then!? :-P

  • Noodle07@lemmy.worldBanned
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    I met the new intern who’s going to deal with my meds prescriptions for the next 6 months, omg she’s so cute it hurts. So here I am, explaining to her everything that is wrong with and why I’m a train wreck… It hurts

    • Herr Woland@lemmy.worldOPM
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      She can fix you.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldBanned
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    What?

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    I really dislike the current use of red flag. Seems it’s used for any personality trait one doesn’t like instead of being an actual red flag. I think people who freely use the term red flag are judgmental and thats a big…red flag…

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    That’s my secret cap, I’m always red flags.

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