Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoThis is not a record to be proud of.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1613
arrow-up1613imageThis is not a record to be proud of.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square76fedilink
minus-squarebhmnscmm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·7 months agoYou know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 months agoHe sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 months agoAdult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoIts odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
minus-squarebhmnscmm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agoI like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
minus-squareSpaghettiYeti@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoI think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol
You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
I think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol