• Che Banana
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    141 month ago

    The real crime is the crust sitting on that moist ass drainboard instead of a plate

    • @dmention7@lemm.ee
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      71 month ago

      The real real crime is that they probably just took this photo for some low effort lulz and then threw the whole thing away.

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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    111 month ago

    I don’t understand the scale of this picture. It looks like a cooked lunchables pizza with standard pineapple chunks, but then a whole sink in the background makes it look too big to be that. What kind of pizza is this, is it bigger than I thought, and those huge pieces of pineapple, is that sink tiny?

    • @MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan
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      51 month ago

      Looks like a whole pineapple sliced and cut in quaters, about the right size for that.

      And the small sink, could be caused by foreshortening.

    • BougieBirdie
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      31 month ago

      I’ve seen personal to full-size frozen pizzas that look like this. The sort that’s designed to go in a toaster oven or even the microwave. Usually tastes like soggy cardboard, and is surely a greater crime against food than pineapple toppings are.

  • Destroyer of Worlds 3000
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    31 month ago

    why not stuff a pineapple with pizza itself? does it kill god? does it change the worlds polarity? does Italy disappear completely?