• unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    Are they going to ban washing your hands next?

    Washing your hands removes vital oils used by forensics to identify you at a crime scene.

    /s

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      6 months ago

      “if you haven’t committed a crime then you have nothing to worry about!”

      -some republican who has committed a litany of crimes

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      6 months ago

      It’s also bad for the children, somehow… I don’t need to explain how, because they won’t when they say this to convince everyone.