Hey America how are you doing? America:
Just a little 'Nam flashback. No big deal.
“I think I’m going to die and I’m not even sure that’s worst case scenario.”
New life goal - Hug a bald eagle
Rock-a-bye eagle, on the great plains…
Whatcha got there?
A walkie-talkie.
Such a dumb name
They should be called hangy-hearers
Happy to see they’re saving it! The bare-handed handling makes me nervous though…
Eagle flu
I was worried about those massive talons and that strong beak, but yeah maybe
That eagle looks so confused
Denver International Airport you say…? I think this eagle was onto something before they had to remove it. He got too close to the truth.
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He really does look like that lol
Eagle: yo. This is some serious bullshit.
That beak can crack bones…
Poor dude.
That looks like an ill-eagle. Set him free in a sanctuary.
How about next time we relocate the airport!
They already did that about 30 years ago…
I was thinking of putting it in a landfill.
