I thought it said “if you can’t jack off every single character in a video game…” and I was like
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HELL YEAH BROTHER CRANK THOSE HOGS
I also thought it said this and wondered what games allow you to jerk off the guys.
I also read it that way and was like “I have missed a lot about modern gaming, it seems, what year is it now?”
DIDN’T HEAR SHIT UNTIL YOU SAID WHAT MATTERED BROTHER. HOPE YOU’RE HAVING A GOOD DAY AND KEEP ON CRANKIN
I’m not sure how I feel about this. If I can jerk off to every single character in a game that would imply there is a female protagonist which offends me.
There may be no protagonist, though 🤔 it’ll be some kind of art house
Skill issue.
I’ve jerked off to every boss in Bloodborne.
Is your username the first thing you ever beat your meat to?
The plot looked at you?
It’s an appripriately changed quote from the Simpsons. “I saw one of the babies and it looked at me.”
And then Wiggum asks Ralph “The baby looked at you?”
Ash? Get me Professor Oak.
And if you gaze for long into the plot, the plot gazes also into you.
Gaze apon the plots and despair for they are barren.
Nah, it’s fine. We played Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley. We can save them.
As someone who mostly retro games, agreed. Look at these
twofive stallions.
I always loved tetris more than anything else but never could put my finger on why…
