First really good chuckle of the day. With a kitty standing on the armrest of my chair and howling at me for pets, I delay her gratification to salute you.

by noticing when other cats are present, and avoiding the territory at that time. (Besides visual observation, they also smell the area and tell whether a foreign cat has rubbed up against the surfaces recently

If a tripod foe’s paw committed a faux pas by trespassing on their territory with their faux paw (and their three verdad paws)

Beat me to it.