• NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Founding fathers: you will eat cheese or pepperoni pizza for the rest of your life.

    Conservatives: so wise

    Any rational person: there’s better toppings out there.

    Non americans: you guys eat pizza? Every night? Every single night??