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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

I now know why you cry

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I now know why you cry

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    I’ve never even watched the films.

    Absolutely unacceptable.

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      We need an O’Terminator to hunt down this woman and make her watch them.

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        Regular Terminator: AFFIRMATIVE.

        New, improved, Irish O’Terminator: TOP OF THE MORNING, LADS.

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          Not a phrase used in Ireland, but it made me laugh.

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            What’s the best Irish saying that is basically “I’ll be back”/“see you later”

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              You slap your thighs while getting up from a chair and say ‘Well…’

              Alternatively, one can say ‘Take care’, which is my personal favourite.

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              Right so

              G’wan I’m gone

              G’luck

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                So imagine T2 but before he goes into the Lava he says that and then gives a thumbs up

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              Cunt

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          NEVER FIGHT UPHILL, ME BOYS!

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          So… Boondock Saints, but with androids?

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          I need your clothes, your boots, and your shillelagh.

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          *THAT'S HER, NOW

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      The only terminator movies worth watching were made before she was born.

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        Luckily we have this nifty technology that allows you to watch movies that came out years ago. It’s called “time travel”.

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          Ever tried to get your kids to watch movies from a few decades ago? They thought star wars was a slog.

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            They were not wrong

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          That’s actually what Terminator is going to be about. There was a recent interview with the director, James Cameron, where he mentioned something about time travel. He didn’t want to spoil it before it releases though.

          I’m excited to see it in theaters when it comes out!

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        Imagine how cool would be if there was a way to see movies after they were released on cinemas.

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        There are only two terminator movies worth watching.

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      Wouldn’t her knowing what she needs to do damage the timeline?

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      no shit, at least the first 2. my kids 9 and we’ve seen them all and watch 2 regularly. looks like it was filmed last year it’s so good.

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      Tbf, I would not watch a movie retelling my traumatic experience.

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