The amount of times I’ve torched a pizza because I forgot to start a timer and forgot it was in the oven is too damn high

Puts pizza in oven but don’t have phone on me to start timer

“Shit, I got to go grab that”

Friend sends meme that comes through right as I’m picking up my phone

“Lol, I should send one myself”

Opens meme community to find one

Some time passes as memes are exchanged

Smells smoke

“Shit my pizza!”