• hungryphrog
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    9 months ago

    It sucks that my chances of having a gay mermaid gf are super low because ocean pollution has made mermaids endangered.

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      9 months ago

      But on the other hand if chemicals in the water make the friggen frogs gay maybe the same applies to mermaids. Maybe all that’s left are a handful of super gay mermaids.

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        8 months ago

        If any super gay mermaid sees this, I’m single. Maybe I’ll come across one of them some beatiful day…