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minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up58·9 months agoThe bigger the purchase, the bigger the screen required. I’ll buy a cheeseburger on my watch. If I ever buy a house, I’ll need a jumbotron.
minus-squarePatches@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-29 months agoHouses have to be done in person so the screen is both your eyeballs. Even though it’s far harder to read through 7,000 pages of legalese you have no ability to read regardless. Can’t Ctrl+F ‘First born child’.
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoI could probably put up all 7,000 pages on my jumbotron.
The bigger the purchase, the bigger the screen required. I’ll buy a cheeseburger on my watch. If I ever buy a house, I’ll need a jumbotron.
Houses have to be done in person so the screen is both your eyeballs.
Even though it’s far harder to read through 7,000 pages of legalese you have no ability to read regardless. Can’t Ctrl+F ‘First born child’.
I could probably put up all 7,000 pages on my jumbotron.