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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • CassowaryTom@lemmy.one
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    I mean, im not saying that isn’t an abomination, but it probably also doesn’t suck…

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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      A fried California roll? I could think of worse.

      • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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        Removed by mod

        • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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          Tasty food, fried, is still tasty?

          You’re not telling us what we need to know, which is where to get it.

          • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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            I think your typical mid-sized town will have at least one sushi restaurant with a deep fryer somewhere in the steakhouse district.

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              Well I appreciate that, but since you said “steakhouse district” it sounds like you’re talking about the US, so I might have a hard time getting there. I’m sure someone can make use of the info :)

    • strawberrysocial@lemmy.world
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      Sushi doesn’t last long after its made. But I don’t like food waste so looked up ways to make it taste okay after it’s gone stale or the avocado starts browning and getting mushy. Cut it up with scissors and pan fry it in some oil. It’s not bad. Add veggies or whatever if you want.

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    This kills the sushi.

    • EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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      If your sushi is alive when you eat it I suggest finding a sushi place with better hygiene standards

      • Seraph@kbin.social
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        Yummy!

  • scytale@lemm.ee
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    deleted by creator

    • hydrospanner@lemmy.world
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      You swap that breading for a quick swim in tempura batter and some toasted sesame seeds and I’m in.

  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    Bruh do that shit with a little portugese sausage and fish sauce…

    • dorumon@lemmy.world
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      Oi! That’s a good idea!

  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    this actually looks delicious.

  • babypigeon@lemmy.world
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    It looks like it’s just an avocado roll. I’m not seeing any fish in those.

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      Ewww you just rawdog avocado into your mouth? That stuff comes from the ground where worms fuck, using animal poop to grow!

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        Holy shit, you’re right. What have I been doing with my life?

  • kindenough@kbin.social
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    Fried rice balls.I’ll eat it…

  • SamWoof03@lemmy.world
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    Wait… Let them cook

  • pancakes@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s like ordering groceries but they’re 5x the price smh my head

  • nifty@lemmy.worldBanned
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    You forgot to add the soy sauce before adding to the pan, smh

  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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    You all know not all of it actually raw? Could be smoked and then chilled.

    You’re just eating cold cooked fish. (Although some is defiantly raw)

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      I prefer my raw food to be submissive…

      • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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        Where’s the fun in that?

  • orphiebaby@lemm.ee
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    Came here to say this looks awesome, actually.

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    My wife doesn’t like raw fish. However if I hit the sashimi with a torch for a couple seconds to brown the outside, she’s all over it.

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    It ruins it!

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      Honestly probably tastes amazing

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        You’re right, that crust on the rice looks appetizing. The fish probably ends up overcooked, though, since it’s so small, but I’d still eat it.

        • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee
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          is your name an athf reference?

          • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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            Yes indeed.

            • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee
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              The lab?? But that’ll take 1,000 hours

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                Why is anything anything?!

                • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee
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                  broodwich is the best episode of all time

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    “Hello, HUMAN RESOURCES?”

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