• Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    Candidate 2: I’m going to give guns and money to the person killing ponies but tell them they shouldn’t do it.

    Leftist: Either way ponies are going to be killed. Let’s try something different.

    Centrist: Noooo, you have to vote for the proxy pony killer who can’t use his position to do anything or else you’ll get a pony killer in power who’ll use his position to do everything.