Oiconomia@feddit.de to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 8 months agoCan I lick it? Yes you can.feddit.deimagemessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up11.06K
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minus-squareAusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·8 months agoA quick question, should the software engineer lick the monitor screen or the keyboard? I… uh… am asking for a friend who is a software engineer. I am a butterfly instructor.
minus-squaretrxxruraxvr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 months agoMost keyboards get really gross after a while and are hardly ever cleaned. I’d go for the monitor.
minus-squareNelots@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoThis is why they never get cleaned, you gotta start somewhere. Lick the keyboard!
minus-squareAusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoApple could have avoided an entire lawsuit for their butterfly keyboards, if their users did this one thing. SMH.
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoThe butterflies. Someone needs to see if they taste of butter.
minus-squareAusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoThey taste more like flies and less like butter. Source Don’t ask.
minus-squarepsud@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoI have eaten fried moth. Tasted much like almond
minus-squarepirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoLicking is for mouses and touch-pads. Use the onLick() event.
minus-squareKowowow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoIsn’t there a game where if you put ketchup on the disc it does something to make it easier to speedrun? So licking might be too unreasonable
minus-squareAusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoThanks for sharing the insight. Apparently, it was a speed run hack on Xbox for an old SpongeBob game. So, there’s some precedent set in the field of computer peripheral licking to improve results.
minus-squareulterno@lemmy.kde.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months ago Hey there I am Dev I set the universal constants.
A quick question, should the software engineer lick the monitor screen or the keyboard?
I… uh… am asking for a friend who is a software engineer.
I am a butterfly instructor.
Most keyboards get really gross after a while and are hardly ever cleaned. I’d go for the monitor.
This is why they never get cleaned, you gotta start somewhere. Lick the keyboard!
Apple could have avoided an entire lawsuit for their butterfly keyboards, if their users did this one thing. SMH.
The butterflies. Someone needs to see if they taste of butter.
They taste more like flies and less like butter.
Source
Don’t ask.
I have eaten fried moth. Tasted much like almond
Licking is for mouses and touch-pads.
Use the onLick() event.
Isn’t there a game where if you put ketchup on the disc it does something to make it easier to speedrun? So licking might be too unreasonable
Thanks for sharing the insight. Apparently, it was a speed run hack on Xbox for an old SpongeBob game.
So, there’s some precedent set in the field of computer peripheral licking to improve results.
Lmao dammit emacs
Hey there I am Dev
I set the universal constants.