• @mkhopper@lemmy.world
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    925 days ago

    Trump, Trump, Trump. “All these things Trump could do…”

    How about, Biden could have Trump assassinated as a political rival.
    Done and done.

    • @audiomodder
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      485 days ago

      Democrats won’t, they’re too busy “taking the high road”. And by “high road” I mean “bribe big enough to live comfortably in Thailand for the rest of their lives”

      • @nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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        43 days ago

        Why not order the NSA to hack their bank accounts and just take the money?

        Everyone is going straight to assassinations, but there’s a whole lot that this immunity could accomplish before killing is needed.

        None of it will happen with a democratic president, because of norms that they apparently haven’t realized mean fuck all to the other side.

        • @ryper@lemmy.ca
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          The president couldn’t be charged for taking the billionaires’ money but the money could still be returned. An assassination can’t be undone.

    • @prole
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      Yeah turn their godlike cult figurehead into a martyr. Let’s see how that works out in the long run.

    • @DannyMac@lemm.ee
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      24 days ago

      That would instantly start a civil war, and if you’re keeping track, we don’t have any/as many guns.

      • @Carrick1973@lemmy.world
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        194 days ago

        Speak for yourself, and if you don’t, you should really look into buying them. We’re not heading towards a happy place in this country.

      • @nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        That’s a personal problem. The people paying attention and most at risk have been arming themselves since 2015. LGBTQ, Black, and Hispanic gun ownership are the fastest rising ones. Trailing them is more white people, whos rate of gun ownership is also rising, just slower. Eveyones been buying more guns.

      • @Adalast@lemmy.world
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        24 days ago

        I don’t own guns. I own glass bottles. They are far more effective weapons when wielded correctly. A single glass bottle can do more damage than a thousand bullets.

        • @Adalast@lemmy.world
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          13 days ago

          Wow, so many down votes. Either people don’t understand or they are against historically useful anarchic ordinance. Seriously people, if we have any hope of dealing with these problems we need to take some cues from some Ukrainian grandmothers circa 2 to 3 years ago regarding the proper and artful application of glass.

          • Lightor
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            12 days ago

            Wait, I thought we were all kidding. Please tell me your not serious…

            • @Adalast@lemmy.world
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              11 day ago

              “When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” ~ Burke, “Thoughts on the Cause of the Present Discontents” (1770)

              ‘They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.’ ~Franklin

              I will not be the one to cast the first stone, but I will also not sit silently by as the safety of my family is threatened. I have studied our history, I have studied our present, and I will not let another Crystal Noct occur without absolute retribution. This citizen will take the second amendment and its intended purpose of allowing the people to protect themselves from despots, tyrants, and autocrats who attempt to sunder the fabric of this democracy. I will meet force with overwhelming retaliation, if possible, so much that they think twice before attempting again.

              “Knocking him down was the first fight, I wanted to win all the others, so they’d leave me alone.” ~ Ender, Ender’s Game (2013)

          • @Adalast@lemmy.world
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            13 days ago

            No, it is not. It really is not. Because Charlie is smart enough to fill the glass bottle and use it while Mac sleeps.

        • Lightor
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          23 days ago

          I don’t own glass bottles. I own garden gnomes. They are far more effective weapons when wielded correctly. A single garden gnome can do more damage than a thousand glass bottles.

          • @Adalast@lemmy.world
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            It is astonishing how few people know how to correctly deal damage with a glass bottle. It is not about the glass, it is about what it is filled with. Now I am smarter than to explicitly state anything in an open forum online that could constituted unprotected speech, not that that holds much water. Speaking of, the bottles are not filled with water.

            • Lightor
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              12 days ago

              Yah, the garden gnomes aren’t filled with water either.