balderdash to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 5 months agoVirtual Girlfriendlemmy.zipimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1325file-text
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minus-square@PeterPoopshit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink69•edit-25 months agoI can’t afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone’s baby will spontaneously despawn from existence.
I can’t afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone’s baby will spontaneously despawn from existence.