Jo Miran to News@lemmy.world • 6 months agoMultiple people shot at Iowa high school on the first day after winter break, officials saywww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1421
arrow-up1421external-linkMultiple people shot at Iowa high school on the first day after winter break, officials saywww.nbcnews.comJo Miran to News@lemmy.world • 6 months agomessage-square76fedilink
minus-square@afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink62•6 months agoI wonder when we are going to have an awkward moment when two school shooters show up at the same time. “Oh you are also here to murder the 6 year olds during nap time?”
minus-squareDigitalTraveler42linkfedilinkEnglish26•6 months ago“nah I’m here for the 10 year olds, they run faster and make for better sport, anyway happy hunting!”
minus-square@otp@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink11•6 months agoPolice: “Don’t worry, we’ll wait until y’all are done in there. Our turn’s next, though!”
minus-square@rockSlayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink10•6 months ago“awkward. One of us is going to have to change dates”
I wonder when we are going to have an awkward moment when two school shooters show up at the same time. “Oh you are also here to murder the 6 year olds during nap time?”
“nah I’m here for the 10 year olds, they run faster and make for better sport, anyway happy hunting!”
Police: “Don’t worry, we’ll wait until y’all are done in there. Our turn’s next, though!”
“awkward. One of us is going to have to change dates”