• Snot Flickerman
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        At first, settlers had stuck to the edges of America, leaving the middle untouched, like a frozen pie in a microwave.

        But Americans back then weren’t the humble, unassuming people they still aren’t today.

        They believed in something called Manifest Destiny, the belief that all the land belonged to them and that God wanted them to go west and claim it back from the Native Americans he’d put there first by mistake.

        -Philomena Cunk from Cunk on Earth.

    • Bilb!
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      217 months ago

      Absolutely nothing about this guy requires Russia to explain.

    • @Asafum@feddit.nl
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      Nah he’s a piece of shit from my neck of the woods, he more than likely saw what Trump was able to get away with and said “I live in prime Trump moron land, I can pull this off.” So he lied about literally everything and almost got away with it lol I know 100 other people who would try the same thing.

      Most of us long islanders are absolute garbage selfish greedy assholes lol

    • @dhork@lemmy.world
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      97 months ago

      This dude was a straight russian psy-op right?

      Well, he claims to be gay, but the rest is spot-on

      • Lemminary
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        17 months ago

        Which shade of Cheeto orange do you think he’d use? And how big are his hands and toupée?

    • gregorum
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      7 months ago

      I refuse to believe the KGB has that much of a sense of humor.

    • @CaioAbreu@lemmy.world
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      Hey everyone, so here’s the deal with Santos aka Kitara Ravache: he’s totally heading back to Brazil, probably to chill on a reality show. But the real game plan? He’s gonna make bank selling some sketchy stuff and, get this, he’s got a pretty good chance of landing a gig as a deputy back there