• PyroEnglish
    9•8 months ago

    It’s true!

    Node: What if everything was JavaScript?
    Rust: What if everything was safe?
    Lisp: What if everything was parenthesised?
    React: What if everything was hell?
    Malbolge: What if everything was unreadable?
    VB6: What if everything was shit?

    Actually, I think that last one applies to more than just VB6…

    • @konju376English
      12•8 months ago

      C: What if everything was an integer?

      C++: What if everything was an integer but we pretend like we’re better than that?

      • @dukk@programming.devEnglish
        7•8 months ago

        Python: What if everything was indented?

        Haskell: What if everything was formally proven?

        Java: What if everything was stupidly verbose?

        JSON: What if everything was JSON?