• Baby Shoggoth [she/her]
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      2110 months ago

      jesus fucking christ fine. replace corn dog with: corn on the cob, tacos, burritos, nachos, tater tots, bbq ribs, breadsticks, calzones, mozzarella sticks, etc.

        • Baby Shoggoth [she/her]
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          710 months ago

          I AM NOT here to judge or shame you for what foods you don’t eat with your bare hands.

          I ABSOLUTELY AM here to both judge and shame people who will not eat something with their hands “because it’s gross”, but discount all the things they do eat with their hands as “it doesn’t count”, while they are perfectly fine eating dozens of other foods with their hands.

          i don’t care what you eat with a fork. i care what you eat with your bare hands while judging others for what they eat with their bare hands.

          • Wugmeister
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            18 months ago

            Hands are best utensil. The best foods are designed for the hands.

    • Gormadt
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      910 months ago

      Wait you’re not supposed to eat the stick?

      How else am I supposed to get my fiber?

    • digdug
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      410 months ago

      I always remove the stick once I’ve eaten down to the stick. So for me, at least half the corn dog is always eaten with my hands.