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Ready player one.

That has to be one of the cringiest movies I’ve seen, is tries so hard, too hard with it’s “WE LOVE YOU NERD, YOU’RE SO COOL FOR PLAYING GAMES AND GETTING THIS 80S REFERENCE” message and the whole “corporation bad, the people good” narrative seems written for toddlers… The fan service feels cheap and adds nothing to the story.

Finally, they trying to make the people believe that very attractive girl with a barely visible red tint spot on her face is “ugly”… Like wtf?

Yet it received decent reviews plus being one of the most successful movies of that year.

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    13 days ago

    I saw Beetlejuice for the first time recently and it’s the most godawful thing I’ve ever seen, just pure garbage start to finish in every respect. No idea why it’s considered a classic.

    Avatar the Last Airbender is just American Naruto, and they’re both boring as fuck.

    The Star Wars prequels are still awful, as are two of three sequels (TLJ’s only sin is being bookended by JJ Abrams schlock), and basically all of the shows. The Filoniverse in particular is flat out unwatchable. At this point 90% of Star Wars canon is stupid shit targeted towards the stupidest people alive.

    The Jurassic World series is terrible. All of it.

    MCU is terrible. I refuse to elaborate what I have and haven’t seen on the grounds that it’s a fucking trap. I don’t care if you think my opinion isn’t valid because I haven’t seen Ultra Megaviolence: The Reckoning of StarBad part 4 or whatever bullshit, fuck those movies and fuck their idiot fanbase. #MakeNerdPerjorativeAgain