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Elon Musk Offers $1M to Anyone Who Signs His Birthday Card

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Elon Musk Offers $1M to Anyone Who Signs His Birthday Card

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 20 days ago

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Billionaire Elon Musk unveiled an offer of $1 million to anyone willing to sign his birthday card, sources close to the matter revealed.

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“Here’s to your last birthday!”

Technically true, hopefully prophetic.

You can give my million to trans rights groups, thanks

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