I hear more about the USS Iowa online, than the actual state it’s named after.

“Hello, this is Agatha, the casino and resort manager.”

Milkers saving lives once again. (Also just bring a granola bar or something if low blood sugar is something you have to worry about.)

Dumbass link not wearing the headpiece. (He will not get the set bonus and will only 50 points in fashion.)

Me when I use wrong size screw drivers.

The fuck you mean 196 is gone? It’s right here!

Sinnoh’s rivalries from my knowledge tend to be domestic, based around what gods each may worship. Particularly Dialga vs Palkia worshipers.

People from regions that don’t have these rivalries just don’t get it.

Like Hoenn and Aloha. Maybe we should help them set up a rivalry with each other.

Definitely a rivalry that puts ours to shame.

Woke up at 11. Don’t get it. :/