It’s also ridiculously difficult if not impossible to process a legal name change on your account, unlike a real bank. This means that married women, people who changed their name to avoid unsafe family members, and trans people are basically just not able to have accounts under their new legal names unless they’re willing to just make a new account if they can’t get anywhere with support. Supposedly, all you need is your legal documents, but I’ve heard a lot of horror stories about how convoluted they make it in practice.

When I was a teenager, I suffered from paranoia of being watched because my parents watched everything I did on the internet. As an adult, now it’s the government. Fantastic.

Stuff like this is going to make people mostly pay in cash and buy gift cards as needed. I already started buying most of my things in person anyway just to avoid paying for shipping. I’m seriously considering only buying steam games with gift cards I buy at the store and avoiding using my card as much as possible.

Raisin bran gang!

I goofed around with it but realized I didn’t actually want to do it in one sitting. I’m going to use a notepad and make notes as if I’m actually investigating this guy’s computer. The fact it doesn’t save progress does make it seem more like an investigation.

Is it similar to Her Story?

Might as well start using cash almost exclusively except for buying Steam gift cards.

I think I would have a harder time because they want people still pay taxes when they live overseas, and would reject me just because I don’t want my taxes to go to bad things.

If there was a way to withhold my tax dollars to the federal government and only pay state taxes without getting trouble with the IRS, I would do it in a heartbeat. I’m already fucking disgusted that my tax dollars likely helped fund worse things like “Alligator Alcatraz.”

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Does anyone remember 9M9H9E9? I stumbled on that account around the time of the “magical space pussy” part of the story.

Must be from Wisconsin.

I’d only be in it for the ability to buy a house, except that I’d share it with friends instead of getting married and settling down. I’m a bit too demiromantic for that right now.

Thank God. When my ankle was still healing a couple months after a break, it hurt so bad to walk barefoot on the hard floor.

My family came over recently enough that some of these old fucks would have grown up knowing them as an immigrant family, but still long enough ago that we’ve been Americans for generations. (I’m mostly white so I’m talking about my Sicilian and Latvian sides of the family)

Bro I’m so straight I don’t have a soul either. I’m just the lingering smell of a man that once existed.

Real men don’t wipe their ass. That’s touching your butt, which is always gay unless you have to scratch it.

I go to the record store with my friends and we just grab cheap CDs that look cool and then listen to them in the car after. We’ve found some interesting things by doing that.

I have a friend from the Philippines who is in school to be a nurse. When this started, she was scared this was going to affect students which did end up being true later.

I think the hard part is if you’re the type to crave nicotine when you’re extremely stressed out. I go through cycles where I’ll quit nicotine for a year or so, and then something really difficult would happen in my life and I’ll start back up again.