So if I walked home but on my way got hit and killed by a car, I would’ve committed suicide?

It’s a great day to be an asshole.

Hope Scottish children remain safe

Wow, I’ve never seen a cheeseburger with no cheese before. Truly a rare find

So what you’re telling us is we can survive without paying $600 to mega evolve our pokemon like we could 10 years ago?

Taco Don things

How many months of death was Ms. Taylor sentenced to?

Companies will dump billions into AI to fuck everyone over but the transition to clean energy is always too expensive.

Let me guess, it was an accident.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numbat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aardwolf

They’re basically vegetables at this point

Who knew nukes would be terrible for human rights? /s

The Trump admin doing nothing out of “respect”

This is what happens when there is no headphone port

“forced”

I nominate 🏳️‍🌈 as the new flag.

It’s more like once justice comes to the USA he will be jailed.

Something something, dying for christians’ sins

They must have had an AI write that.