I’m sorry you think I need to apologize

Planes get excited when they encounter turbulence, so they flap their wings. It’s so cute!

Dude, the first time I saw a C5 Galaxy take off I was amazed at how slowly it was moving. It’s like what I thought I knew about physics was just wrong, it was so cool.

Isn’t Lance Stroll the son of the team owner? Or am I thinking about somebody else?

I’m interested in all interpretations! I just think it’s neat.

But that’s a good thing, right? It correctly interpreted the phrase as a whole instead of the punny misinterpretation of the others.

It would be more efficient if we take care of each other at the same time!

Bro job!
Bro job!
Bro job!

What’s with the voiceover?

Yay, another remaster.

Has to be ET, right? Either that or I’m being Mandela’d right now

Whoppers are 95% great. It’s that gross 5% that really makes me savor the rest.

Probably harder to do when there are people at the top who are mad at you.

I got on a YouTube kick a while back and subscribed to anybody whose videos entertained me. They haven’t all been winners, and I’ve unsubscribed from some of them, but for the most part it gives me a good way to see the sort of content I want. It’s actually halfway decent.

Until you start using the apps, that is. They are the most cancerous, dark pattern bullshit hellscapes and I can’t believe how far they’ve come. Every movement and click on those things is intended to get you to engage and watch just one more video, it’s terrible.

Which is part of the pattern of self-destruction from fascism, his sycophants are trying to control him as a useful idiot. But once he can get rid of them, he will.

Capturing the lucrative Lemmy market, lol

Quoth the tankies, but Dems same tho

They’re using old English characters that used to mean “th”

It could be secured to hell and back, it’s all moot if he still has access, i.e. knows the combo, knows where the keys are, etc.

Ah yes, the daily ritual of trying not to starve.

Your laziness sounds delicious, though. If you had to give it a fun descriptive name for everyone to use, what would you call it?

That’s great! Maybe I’ll call it an Australian grilled cheese!

Cool story, post the video or stfu