You have to watch Starship Troopers. One of the best satirical military action films of all time.

If you think electric bikes are bad, you’re a fucking idiot.

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Pump track for cars.

Anderhmians-fu
Vulkerns-fu
Federmahgerdation-fu

Nah, the guy just fell asleep. I remember the /r/photoshopbattle post from the guy.

Is your picture of Discovery era Werf?

Not gonna lie but Captains in Shuttlecraft Getting Coffee would be amazing.

It’s because people chase karma. If you post early and something witty usually you’ll get hundreds of upvotes. For some people that’s a better dopamine hit than almost anything.

“It is difficult to get anybody to resist something, when their bribes depend on them not resisting it.”

Paraphrased from Upton Sinclair.

Well that ought to kill any tourist travel to the US. Way to go drumpf! /s

Þorn will rise again! Down with eð!

Imagine showing up to sickbay asking for help.

“Doc get the medical tractor beam out. I’ve got a doozy of a sitch for you.”

I’m sure nothing bad can come from spraying a liquid to help out with problems we’re having.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Beach%2C_Missouri

Riker strikes me as a Class 8 probe type of guy. He doesn’t need the taper of the lower class probes but the girth of a Class 9 is a bit too much for him.

If you mix your own juice why not slowly decrease the bicotine in the mix until it’s nonexistent? That should ween you off the nicotine and you won’t have to worry about it.

His website calls tweets “truths” so the person posting the pic changed it to lies since nothing from the orange turd is ever a “truth”.

Going the way of tumblr? I’m sure it will work out well for them. /s

I am a native speaker. The pronunciation difference between those two words, even though one doesn’t actually exist, is only the vibration of vocal cords in the final sound. It’s like belief and believe.