The Pedo-in-Chief probably gonna float how we’d react if he gave Alaska to Pooty…

Also: nice distraction. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Gee I wonder why?

Can’t afford rent and food as it is.

TIL there’s lice in the sea…

Cheap and gaudy. Looks like absolute shit.

We’re gonna have to bulldoze the whole fucking building when that shitstain finally leaves office. It’s going to smell so nasty. 🤢

Make it more “beautiful” by leaving then, fuck-wit. Seeing a bloated sack of spoiled mayonnaise is gonna gross out anyone with any sense…

None. I am extremely cheap and alcohol is too pricey for my cheap arse.

Once in a blue moon (see like, every five to seven years), I may have a margherita or some warm sake.

I like fruity drinks (mai tais 🤤) but my cheapness will win every time.

Because he likes Russian dick. We’ve already established this.

And I demand pedos move out of DC immediately. Actually, I’d like them to move to a new planet. Mars. Go to Mars (you can take all the oxygen you can carry).

I wish I could visit. It sounds lovely!

Probably because she’s the only one Dementia Don can remember the name of.

Nazis don’t belong on this planet.

Pedo-in-Chief being a grade-A dumbass again.

Ukraine should not have to give up anything. Kowtowing to bullies gets you nowhere.

Smart. Good on Thailand.

Bad food and overpriced. Why would anyone choose that? Get bent, McDonald’s. I hope you have to start closing locations.

Says the Failure and Disgrace…

Yam Tits just heard the term, hence the sudden tariffs.

Lemme get out my tiny violin…

I will hear out Associated and BBC but if it’s in the US? Nah, probably owned by some billionaire parasite shitbag.

Yeah, no they ain’t. They wanted this and they are happy they got this. Everyone is fucking miserable except those pieces of shit.

Gideon The Ninth by Tamsyn Muir

Not usually my type of book but every time I try and get a few pages in, I enjoy what I read.