it’s very hard to control your play group when that includes games at a store or CommandFest
Correct, because some of those players will not have the same opinions as you; hell, some of them may actually enjoy UB releases. They also can’t control you ([[mindslaver]] and similar cards notwithstanding 😉).
We have public games, and we have private games with friend playgroups. It’s not a bad thing for public games to be more inclusive, especially in casual formats like commander.
Flavor wise I feel like something named skewer slinger should have a fling-like effect that sacs food tokens to ping