Bookie: I like the wrong horse on the cheap.

Kardashian: I like botox and white teeth.

Librarian: I like long docs on the microfiche.

Oh man that got me. Thanks.

Man, if karma was real. It would be pretty sick. But it don’t, and the proof is… Points at everything. When the billionaires gonna get theirs?

We gotta start somewhere

Minions enter the chat

I got that. I’m just goofing around.

I’m just goofing. But thanks

I am also ogre scale compared to most humans. I’d like to be tiny for a bit. Wonder how it would change my mentality and view towards the world

ah ha! Guess that’s how we beat the system. People would need to sub to your instance though for you to post content right?

What would the pros and cons be?

If you were tiny, there is less food scarcity.

You pay rent. But like a jester.

Yeah for sure. But poop dripping from your pocket is a sign that you’d be a good partner to other giants. As they can see how caring you are. So you may never find love. Also if your wearing a backpack the whole time, every one will always think you are just about to leave.

Giant is friend. But you still have spats on occasion

You are just as intelligent as you are now, the other is equally so.

You gotta poop somehow, giant likes to keep a clean pocket. Pocket has no hole at the bottom.

Scale is mouse to human.

You are both humanoid

Yes vulnerable. Be careful

There is a community you haven’t ventured too far looking for more.

IQ matches.

Iron giant is the vibe

They’ll just think they are going crazy.

Until someone asks you to fly so as to save lil timmy or something. Eventually, they’re going to figure that out. Can’t keep faking all the existence of all the lil’ timmies you “rescued”.

Tell that to governments about climate change

Mind control is basically every power. Because if people believe something to be true, it is. Wanna fly, make the population think you just did. Invisible, same.

Downside is, you know the FACTUAL truth.

Worst superpower? I donno, farting every time you blink.

More like spider or t-rex