https://www.saeproducts.com/55-gallon-drum-of-lube.html

Please remember that the Void™ is for screaming into and the Abyss™ is for staring into. Staring into the Void™ is a breach of your licensing agreement.

Hip Knox and the Queer Machine were a one-hit wonder back in the Nineties, I think.

“Why do we even HAVE that button?”

Origin story for the the shortest-superhero-career-before-being-shot-to-death ever.

“Gork invented new thing that use pepperonisaurus and mammoth cheese left-overs.”

“I’ll take plot twists pulled out of my ass for $400, Alex.”

Expedia reviews were different back then.