notceps [he/him]

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Cake day: December 27th, 2021

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  • Listen, if you were an actual adult, a real human being, a leader, a visionary, a thought bank and a military strategist you would see it the same way Major McGridlestone (US) and General Major Wobblestone (UK) clearly put it, to make a war egg you have to break a few ukreggs. You just don’t see the tactical genius that is giving people a rifle and telling them to advance in a fashion similar that to a wave but comprised of humans. You don’t get it General Major Wobblestones Uncle himself commander 25 waves during the battle of the Somme and managed to capture 21 yards and 3 inches (I dunno I’m a euro) of territory. I bet your family doesn’t have a military pedigree like Mr Wobblestones so why don’t you sit down and let the adults in the room fix this thing.
















  • Jokes on you for exposing yourself as the liberal that you are and not having read the russian informal sequel ‘The Last Ringbearer’ where the premise is that Mordor is basically a technological wonderland and the conflict is framed as this blossoming technological revolution against the forces of ancient magics and superstitions and feudalism.

    And that’s not even looking at ‘Black Book of Ardy’ which flips it around by making Melkor the good guy and the other losers the bad guys