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Cake day: June 20th, 2023

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  • neudketo196Breakfast rule
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    1 year ago

    reese’s puffs cereal shreds the roof of your mouth and makes you taste like you’re bleeding (because you are) i don’t exactly dislike it but it can’t be good for the children. the little demons get a taste for blood and suddenly you’re next










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    1 year ago

    the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please








  • neudketo196Chair(ule)
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    when you do not sit with your butt exactly on the chair and at least two feet firmly planted on the floor you will get accused of bisexuality