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I’m so glad I get to watch America’s downfall from safely on the other side of the Pacific, I can’t imagine living through what amounts to the modern day Fall of Rome…

“I tell you hwat”

For a second, I thought the headline meant a Trophy Hunter who hunted millionaires.

Who leaked pics of Vedal?

“Bonjour”

“THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!”

And I thought human dating was rough…

Why is Patrick so thicc?

“Avenge me Brother! BROTHER AVENGE ME!”

Sounds like “The blind leading the blind”, ruZZia’s navy is basically useless and China hasn’t fought a war since the 70’s.

RIP Fifth Guy o7

“You’re a bonghead 'Arry… Now, pass that shit to the left!”

He looks like a cartoon character that’s desperately trying to stay awake by propping his eyelids open with match sticks.

Same thing happened to the millennials… It’s almost like it’s planned…

Does the trash can contain the Shield Hero?

“Yes, you did. He told you exactly what he was going to do, and you still voted for him.”

Leopards, meet face…