Look, nobody’s ever seen a pope like me before, folks. I’ve done more for Christianity than maybe anyone, ask anyone, they’ll tell you. The Vatican? Beautiful place, but it’s not winning anymore. We’re going to make the Church great again bigger congregations, stronger faith. Some of these cardinals? Total disasters. I’ve got the best relationship with the Bible. And frankly, people are saying lots of people that I’d be the greatest pope ever. Maybe even better than Peter. Not saying that, but people are.

I kind of don’t know what to say 😳

Way to go! 💪🏼

What a strange world

Maybe time to boycott the service (which anyway was not that spectacular)

He’s f*** detached

Instatext from Slovenia! I’ve been using it for years