One word: VOTE

The “I was just doing what I was told” defense isn’t a defense and that’s been proven.

However, it’s also been proven this guy suffers 0 consequences to anything ever so…

There has been no consequences to his actions so of course he is going to do whatever he wants.

As someone who used to smoke and had a Zippo, absolutely this. If it was pretty windy, the flame may stay lit but it wouldn’t hold still enough to light anything.

10 homes? How about like 3 max. And that’s being generous.

I’m sorry, they are doing what now? I don’t believe I read this correctly…especially not on The Onion’s site. And they somehow don’t see anything weird about this?

Because money.

I’m sure this will have 0 downsides and will go great! /s

“Rules for thee but not for me.”

Fucking rich people shit

Can people stop trying Musk like he is some sort of “cool bro” idol?

Yahoo Mail from the probably mid 2000s

Damn that dude went off the deep end. This is why people should never put celebrities or others on such a high pedestal.

Dude is just a genuinely weird guy. I’m not even trying to lean into the weird thing, he just is.

Nope I have not. I don’t have kids. I have heard your comment said by many other teachers around too. I don’t understand how it got to be like this. If people really don’t want the responsibility, time, money, emotional and physical investments of raising kids, they shouldn’t be having them.

The concept is great, going to install later and give it a try.

Edit: oh yeah it’s great

It’s not even a game that would be a good movie, I see people that do makeup to imitate the Borderlands style all the time, why not do that? $8.8m opening weekend on a $115m budget sounds about right. Put little effort in, get bad results back.

I don’t quite understand why this is still a thing? Back when I was in school in the late 2000s, phones were banned. Couldn’t even bring it out even if you were going to use it as a calculator. Immediate 3 hour detection if you were seen with one. I got one for calling my mother to pick me up because I needed to go to the doctor.

I don’t understand how between now and then, the rules seemed to lax.

If you are male and afraid of tampons/pads, you are clearly in the wrong

As much as I agree, that will cost money, therefore it won’t happen. I feel the only way a place will do anything that I beneficial to the end user/customer is if it is profitable for them.