Finally made the switch to Firefox just 2 days ago. Great so far.

Big Science doesn’t want you to know this one simple trick.

That man is a actual terrorist. They should treat him as such

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for 'em

There will absolutely still be a customer that takes a balloon from behind the sign and asks for it to be filled up in the store.

One word: VOTE

The “I was just doing what I was told” defense isn’t a defense and that’s been proven.

However, it’s also been proven this guy suffers 0 consequences to anything ever so…

There has been no consequences to his actions so of course he is going to do whatever he wants.

As someone who used to smoke and had a Zippo, absolutely this. If it was pretty windy, the flame may stay lit but it wouldn’t hold still enough to light anything.

10 homes? How about like 3 max. And that’s being generous.

I’m sorry, they are doing what now? I don’t believe I read this correctly…especially not on The Onion’s site. And they somehow don’t see anything weird about this?

Because money.

I’m sure this will have 0 downsides and will go great! /s

“Rules for thee but not for me.”

Fucking rich people shit

Can people stop trying Musk like he is some sort of “cool bro” idol?

Yahoo Mail from the probably mid 2000s

Damn that dude went off the deep end. This is why people should never put celebrities or others on such a high pedestal.

Dude is just a genuinely weird guy. I’m not even trying to lean into the weird thing, he just is.

Nope I have not. I don’t have kids. I have heard your comment said by many other teachers around too. I don’t understand how it got to be like this. If people really don’t want the responsibility, time, money, emotional and physical investments of raising kids, they shouldn’t be having them.