He can’t read and has to have things shown and explained to him with large, colorful pictures.

Didn’t he just brag about lowering drug prices by 1500%?

I’m not at all surprised. Rural Michigan is unfortunately full of assholes like this.

My wife never got the chance to watch it when she was younger. It’s now one of her favorite shows. It’s a lot smarter than people give it credit for.

There’s Beavis and Butthead.

It’s pretty telling that he’s not saying the reason is because he found out about the raping of young girls, just that he lost a few employees.

Have you seen the new Rangers? They’re at least as big as the F150 used to be.

I love the detail about how he set it down intending to clean it with a round still in the chamber. This man should not be allowed to own a firearm.

Swedish meatballs

I was gonna say, this seems like a fantastic reason to vote for Mamdani.

You’ve had enough of two-hand touch

You want it rough, you’re out of bounds

I want you smothered, want you covered

Like my Waffle House hash browns

Coming quicker than FedEx

Never reach an apex

Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early

Just like daylight savings time

With how often he’s punches down on transgender people, he’s definitely not a progressive.

It was actually funny when they looked inward toward Christians, churches, and conservative shit. Then they got bought by some extremist and went full MAGA.

AC/DC - “Back in Black”

Aww, poor babies. Maybe you should fucking quit, then.

The plague is still around. Black-tailed prairie dogs can carry it in the US.

Between one and two thousand cases of the plague are reported globally every year. Being in Arizona, they may have gotten it from being in contact with black-tailed prairie dogs.

Shot himself twice in the back of the head.

My only option is the local city bus. For me to go eight miles straight east to where my work is, I’d have to transfer twice, go a couple miles north of where my destination is, and leave home at least two hours before my shift. By car, it takes less than 15 minutes.

I would not be surprised if this was an attempt at giving us two far-right parties, one on power, one in symbolic opposition, with the Democratic party forced into an impotent third place.