So tired of these click bait headlines smh

Wait was it set on fire or did the Teslas “Just Do That” as they are known to

I tend to use the names of angels for my personal devices (which surprisingly was inspired by this and not NGE)

For laptops I tend to use demons instead, just seems to fit better (which actually was inspired by Gundam IBO but this is the list)

For example:

• desktop (Linux side) is Raziel
• desktop (windows side 😩) is Azrael
• main laptop is Gusion
• eBay Thinkpad is Barbatos

“3! 2! 1!” Is just what I say when doing some potentially deleterious action after rsyncing a few key directories to a separate volume

When you get your car loan discharged go lean on the car. Nothing they can do after that.

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I’m all about efficiency

No, I don’t think I will actually

Sad to see so many places opting for artificial Godzillas these days

This really Byfords my Dolphin

Risk of Rain 2. And if that doesn’t work, Risk of Rain 2.

“It’s one country, Michael, how wide could it be? Two weeks of skateboarding?”

I think one of the reasons why we’re still seeing this done by journalists is because Elon’s takeover is probably relevant to whatever it is they’re reporting. I’ve definitely seen articles just refer to it as “X”. But whenever it’s a story about some crazy racist shit someone said or how poorly their advertising business is doing, it’s “formerly Twitter”.

That said, I think online people who aren’t writing for news outlets and aren’t insane will — for the most part — always call it Twitter out of spite until the site either dies or Musk sells it and it changes back.

:.|:;

“I cannot operate on this soft drink, he’s my son”

I see a private ambulance service driving around my town occasionally and it always makes my skin crawl

statistical engine suggesting words that sound like they’d probably be correct is bad at reasoning

How can this be??

We dodged a bullet, I’d say

“if we want Trump to win this war we need to take the fight to Reddit” is a pretty incredible line

And I assume a decent “Nigerian prince” style filter