How dare you.
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I’d be willing to trade for someone else’s son of equal or greater value.
Yes, he’s still available. Are you interested?
Paved over the white house rose garden to erect a clippy statue
4·2 months agoIt’s not really necessary to get their claws in him; the more this trend gains attention, the less nuanced and directed the trajectory will become. Microsoft is much more equipped to algorithmically control the trajectory than what’s-his-name, so they will.
If they’re not too distracted with providing warfighting capabilities to our boys here and abroad.
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“On the smartphone screen, a TikTok video from Fortnite is displayed. A character in a Microsoft Clippy skin is dancing energetically. Beside Him, another player, in a the skin of a distinctive, older man with a beard and a blue suit, is also dancing. The background is vibrant and colorful, typical of a Fortnite environment. The characters are moving rhythmically to the music, creating a lively and entertaining scene.”
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'Everyone hates us. What can we do about this?’‘Make it fashionable for people born in 2003 to pretend to be nostalgic for Clippy?’
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