Folks like you are gonna tell me that I’m doing too much, meanwhile others say we aren’t doing enough.

My secret is; I know what to do and when.

Edit: checks notes, amemds notes: microblogs on Lemmy are probably apologetic fascists, or I am very drunk.

Double edit: Lady butterfly!? We were just talking about pulling hair together! I feel betrayed in a small box.

They are the pieces of flesh that I remove from the bottom of my claws when I am nervous.

My poor cuticles hurt too much to read further.

Edit: Is there a word for wiki-splaining?

She did.

…and then she did things that make men wonder why they even need a peen.

Right here.

I don’t step on necks…

but if you own a neat scarf… I’m willing to say some mean things while you safely warm yourself

Indubitably, possibly even

I get paid to talk, darling. Tis my job.

As far as the fun goes, I know where to put it.

Trump is an ugly piece of shit child raping fascist & fighting evil makes me stronger…

How’s that?

female bullying, meme pimp

…especially when it’s a stolen repost on a fringe version of Reddit about a used printer.

I remember seeing this on reddit like 5 years ago.

Does this mean my meme folder is fair game too?

I’m just doing my part. Sorry luv.

Scarf-play is not choking unless you go full Bourdain…

Edit: Ook!? What up, yo. I have a personal library!

No problemo; let’s all pull each other’s hair as we look at these oddly erotic stock photos

Butter-Dumpling Ducks?

You know how the saying goes “Horrible stupid people flock together and support even the worst human traits just to get a taste of being a horrible waste of life”

If the “male gaze” is attracted to plastic duck lips and sunken eye sockets shaded in expensive bat shit, with foreheads like a full bag of curdled milk…

Yuck. Nevermind.

For real. It’s much more strange that he hauled a whale head down the interstate until it fell off the vehicle…or the dumping of a bear in central park…or the very real brain worms.

Mostly, though … his lack of knowledge opulent ambiguity towards medical science; considering his position.

Every 2000 years or so, religion goes to war with itself. Big war.

In the years between, it’s basically disputes over what to call the omnipotent being or which shoe to worship.

If you want to change their minds, you have to do it with promises & lies.

In the meantime, the pope will continue to shit in the woods.