Colbert didn’t even break a sweat.

AOC is #1

Yes.

When the Japanese finally get their teeth generation DNA therapy going, everyone will be after these fish for starter scaffolds.

I just bought a huffy at goodwill for $50 with dual suspension! Buying a bike will never be the same.

OK Mr prez, what’s it gonna be? Mexico already signed up for two located in Montana. Cuba will be renting one with Venezuela. I got 15 on layaway from Congo and NK. The Philippines will be getting the nosecones for free if they catch them. The EU have 15 pointing right at us right now. Lol

He also wants a visible reproductive organ of satisfactory size. We can all dream.

No, micro plastics have now been shown to prevent cancer! Yeah! Drill baby drill!

Good news everyone!!!

Microsoft Ctrl-C copy is now fully AI!

He doesn’t care. He wants it to tank because then he can buy it out and go fully private again.

Its solves a Google problem…how can it get more of your money?

Doggie wallet! You give your pet a monthly Google allowance to spend on Google, and then watch how happy he is to spend it on fortnight and rowblox.

Wow! Very nice going TimApple!

What could this guy do that could be illegal and punishable? What?

OK sharks, I want to present to you an invention that will blow your minds away! We’ll get to why in a moment.

First let’s remember that day in 2025 when we could no longer dependent on toilet paper being readily available.

So I ask you, what did you do? Did you instinctively go to Amazon to buy a bidet only to find that it simply splashes your butt? With water of all things?

LOL! Well suffer no longer! Introducing the water stick! You simply turn it on and you brush it against your bum. Its powerful surface jets will effectively shoot any remaining brown matter right off! Just look at all the included attachments for the perfect paperless cleaning!

Oh oh.

One dey, I’m gonna be setting on my Kawch watching my Gynese Teebee with HayAy tachmology. Watching the most famous moobies on Nezflik. Movies such as large reptile marine world and the Jacobian a movie where a man learns about mathematical transpose and its fight against the finite element army. And the keeds can watch eskubee Dude! Its a car tuned like a large Dough that bites kraim.

What are you gonna do? Meow me to deaf? Is that even legal? It looks like a semiautomatic cat. My god, the 2nd amendment is being distorted.

I’m afraid. Lol phones with non replaceable batteries suck.

Yes! The all new Nabisco BPA coated BPS tainted leaded chocolate treats! Totally safe!

Yup. My current one is dying and I’m using it almost always wired to a charger or battery. I don’t care how badly they try to waste my battery, I’m not buying a new Android phone ever. If this one dies, I’m prepared to not use a phone until there’s a reasonably priced Linux phone.