They at least did a pretty good job with the tooth:gum ratio

I came across it years ago when it was first airing on TV, a friend of mine was super into Zak (imo he’s an overgrown child but to each their own). Got into it because they are so extra, it def works as a comedy. Then later in life had some roomies and we’d watch it while smoking. Hilarious, have quite a few phrases that live in my head rent free from that show

Yoooo, this show is a fucking riot, I love it for the cheese factor

Beeeg is making a joke about the gender/fender typo, playing off the fact that Fender is a company that makes guitars, as is Gretsch. So “Fender dysphoria” might mean that you were assigned Fender at birth, but actually identify as Gretsch.

He reminds me a lot of my childhood dog, a Dalmatian and German Shorthaired Pointer cross. My old dog had the same fully black ears and did a very similar crouch/point when he was waiting for us to throw a tennis ball

When I saw the 2-in-1 I had the same thought, lol. Another handy tool for curly haired folks is this website, Is It Curly Girl. If you’re like me and bargain shop, you’ll almost never get the same product twice. With this site you can look up a product’s ingredients, copy/paste/submit, and it checks to see if there are any of the bad/harsh ingredients (sulfates/silicones/etc). Has saved me a lot of time and money when I am shopping for hair products c:

Thank you! It’s hard to believe, but when he was a kitten he was almost entirely a soft beige color except for the faintest points on his ears and nose. He toasted up quite a bit as he aged 💖

Viggo Mortensen please

No need to take a break, been digging the tunes C:

Oh man, same thing happened to me a couple weeks back, it was so vivid. Was in the middle of a stress dream and out of nowhere my old dog hops right up to me. In my dream I just started bawling, it was such a flood of relief to see her, and at the same time I knew I was dreaming and was so desperate not to wake up. I lost her very suddenly in 2017 and even 8 years down the road I still miss her ❤️

Ab so lutely!

Thank you! She is quite the charmer c:

My phone (a Samsung of some sort, though I forget the model), using the macro camera mode

Agreed! When I was young my dad would catch any spiders that got inside the house, show them to me so we could geek out about them, and then have me help him take the spider back outside. I definitely credit him with my love and appreciation for spiders (and insects/arachnids in general)

And here’s your dog tax! C:

It’s either a red or a yellow cipollini c:

I thought so, too! Just perched there are the tip of the bud <3 I was surprised how brave she was, had to get right up in her grill to get my camera to focus

Not sure where you are located, but you might be able to get a restraining order of some type, if you wanted that. I am US based, and I know there is a class of restraining orders called Anti-Harassment Orders, some of what he is doing to you could fall under the category of harassment. You would have to file the paperwork yourself at your local court, and there are filing fees, though there are also usually optional forms you can fill out if you are low income and if applicable they will waive the filing fee. If your town has multiple courts (in my town, we have a district court and a superior court), just call one and ask a clerk, they should be able to help you determine which court to file in. You’ll want to include any documentation of his behavior, which can include texts, emails, or written testimony from other people (edit to add: photos, too, and if you don’t know how to pull messages off your phone, take screen captures of the messages and submit those photos instead), though what is best would be anything that you could definitively prove came from him (like from a phone number or email that is registered in his name). If you are granted the order and he violates it, report that violation to your local PD every time, and continue to document as much as you can so it can be included in the reports. I would imagine if he gets arrested for his bullshit enough times, it may cause him to think twice about trying again.

I know some people don’t want to take things like this to court, it can be a stressful experience, especially if the person you are getting an order against gets upset about it (usually being served the paperwork can exacerbate the behavior of the aggravating party). So I totally get it if you don’t feel like taking it to court. Just felt like you may want to know that it’s an option if you really need it. Sorry you are dealing with this :/

It’s still in progress, but I did end up with with a nicely inoculated bag of rye grain! Put that whole bag into my garden bed this evening, now the waiting game to see if I get any fruiting bodies this summer C:

Heck yeah, much respect c: I am a little lazy and like the ease of just buying, but have thought about making my own someday down the road.

Hey now… houseplants are pleasant and inviting. This guy’s more like a wet blanket.